I'm fully aware that I have not blogged in quite some time. I would love to say that it's because I've been so extremely busy, but that is not the case. I have turned into a couch potato and it's an addiction that is hard to quit. I come home after a long day at work, lay my stuff down and collapse onto the couch (or futon in my case). That is where I remain for the remainder of the night. It's sad really. I blame DVR (because you have to blame something other than yourself....clearly it's not your fault) because I have just too many shows that require me to watch them. The TV networks would probably take them off the air if I were to stop watching them. I'm just doing my little part for mankind. You're welcome.
In all reality I know I watch too much t.v. And in all reality I have no desire to stop. I love mind-numbing t.v. that requires absolutely no brain cells to process. A few of those little gems would be Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real World, Real Housewives (yep all 27 of them), etc. So basically reality t.v. It's great I don't care what you say. It is getting a wee bit out of hand so I've decided to set some goals for myself to keep me from permanently planting my tushie on the couch when I get home.
They include (and are not limited to):
1. Learning how to cook
Yeah I don't know how. Get off my back.
I hear it's good for the body and soul. I'll be the one to make that call.
Just gotta get a bike - slightly important
Lets be honest, this probably isn't going to happen.
Okay I already do this, but I felt like a list of 4 things seemed lame. So I cheated and added a 5th that I already do....so sue me.
Okay so those seem pretty do-able, right? Well we'll just have to see how these work out. Other suggestions are ALWAYS welcome. If you give me one that I use then I'll make you a special t-shirt that reads:
Partner in the "Help Ashley Get Her Booty Off the Couch Foundation"
Proud member for ____ days and counting.
Fight the addiction...move your fanny.
It has a nice ring to it. If you don't help me, I might turn into this and I don't think you can handle having that on your conscience: